Worst Sex Ever!!

So let’s get right to the point. Im not the kind of girl who sleeps around and I damn sure don’t sleep with just anybody. However, when I’m with someone I am an extremely sexual woman. To be frank, I love all shit nasty. For the sake of this story, let’s call my horrible experience Dave. Dave and I, had previously known each other from high school and after a failed relationship with my ex, we came across each other on Facebook.

We quickly started talking and even went out on a date. After about a month or so, I decided to bring Dave home. we sit on the bed and one thing leads to another. As soon as he pulled his dick out, he asked me to suck it. I squat down and begin to blow him and I promise y’all it was like sucking on a magic marker. That’s how skinny it was, my cheeks would sink in for every suck.

That’s how skinny it was, my cheeks would sink in for every suck.

But I’m an optimistic person. So in my mind, I said, "maybe his stroke game is good". Boy was I wrong. He laid me on my back for a good ol' missionary style position (boring) and began to slip it in. What came next was absolutely .... nothing. Nothing came next because I barely felt it go in. I didn’t want to hurt his feelings so I faked all the moaning and eyes rolling. “Yes baby, right there” I said, as I laid there wondering if I had any juice left in the fridge. Then it happened.. I opened my eyes to see the most disturbing facial expressions I had ever witnessed.

Pussy was no waterfall to begin with but after seeing that, she was drier than the Sahara desert. Ergo worst sex ever!!!